after a certain point, you become numb to the pain; used to it.

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

(Source: neptunain, via perksofbeingkevintran)

redshirtt:

grade-a-memo:

nickiminajsleftnipple:

These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.

your cashier might be gay

your bartender might be gay

the guy sucking your dick might even be gay

But he said no homo tho

he lied

(via learningtoliveeee)

gwenstacye:

If I feel strongly about anything, I get overwhelmed with emotion. 

(via humans-in-despair)

horror movie opening scene

white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:babe what that??
white boy:i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:zack!!!
white boy:ha ha just kidding!
white girl:asshole!
white boy:im just playin babe
white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

zlall:

"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.

(via learningtoliveeee)

(via psych-facts)

(via thewaistedyears)

Give yourself permission to immediately walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. Just trust what you feel.

oreoofficial:

en-rich-ment:

oreoofficial:

i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once

So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.

actually 2 billion of those punches were for you

(Source: oreooficial, via learningtoliveeee)

vvebkin:

when one of your posts actually gets notes

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(Source: vvebkin, via heart)

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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(via heart)

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

(via humans-in-despair)

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

(Source: svastianstan, via humans-in-despair)

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(Source: batfag, via you-are-going-to-regret-it)

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