buying a pink switchblade so i can knife all the dumb bitches in style
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
Sometimes I think you love me. Sometimes I think you like me. Other times, I think I’m nobody to you. Yeah, this sucks.
Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit