I HATE HORMONES
really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
pepper steak it
damn beat me to it
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
I used to think I was tough, but then I realized I wasn’t. I was fragile and I wore thick fucking armor. And I hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. And I thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t.
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.